Jack and the Cat

So today was a super exciting day.  Mom, Caitlin, MAPLEEE and I all went for a walk.  Mom is trying to get me to sit at all the corners before we cross the street, but I say 'fuck that, I want to cross the street'.  so I don't sit.

Anyways, today on our walk we encounter a tiny little Chihuahua.  I wanted to be friends with this guy, but he wasn't having it.  That's okay- we kept going until we got inside a house with a CAT.  I have NEVER met a cat and let me tell you they are MEAN.

 Fucking mean cat

At first, I was totally cool about it, I mean I dont have to be friends with any Cat.

Chill Jack

But this cat was NOT messing around.

 attack mode

So we got the hell outta there.  and I went back to being a nice, safe, cat-free Jack in the Box.

So why Jack in the Box?

So whats the deal with the "Jack in the Box" title?  Well I- like many of my better behaved canine compatriots- am crate trained.  Meaning I spend a good deal of time....in a box.  Now dont play the symthapy card here people.  Life in a box is pretty sweet.  I got all I could ever want in there and I'm comfy cozy.  And, its easy for me to keep track of allll my goodies.  Lets see, I got my bone, my water dish, my food dish... wait I forgot- let me start over.  I have my bone here, my water dish over there where it belongs... and.. well, never mind.  As you can see, its hard enough to keep track of everything even when its in a box- can you imagine if it was all over the house?!?! And you think you have a stressful job...

I like my box best because its nice, cool and dark in there so I can sleep during the day when no one is home, and save up alll my energy for reeking havoc once someone comes home to pay attention to me.  Thats why I like being a Jack in the Box.

crazy Jack out of the box

Just little ol' Jack here!

Hey friends, Jack here.  Just thought I would take a moment to introduce myself.  Thanks for following my blog!  I'm a two month old Aussie and I live with my MOM and my two bestest aunts (her rommmates) Janet and Caitlin....AND this year I get to live with my BEST FRIEND EVER MAPLE who is a black Aussie mix and we have TONS of fun together running around and destroying human stuff.  Life's pretty great here in Texas!

My mom adopted me when I was 4 1/2 weeks old- check out the picture above, damn I was TINY!  She has no idea how to raise a dog, but shes learning.  She reads tons of books and googles alot of shit online, so I'm sure she will have some tips for all you new dog owners out there.  I can't wait to share all my adventures with you!